Maddy's Little Page of Wonders.
30 July 2014 @ 2:04 AM

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1 day ago via horrifiedmisha (originally fymodernfamily)
30 July 2014 @ 2:04 AM

choosingmydamon:

Dylan O’Brien + dancing

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1 day ago via redxlightsaber (originally fightfordamon)
30 July 2014 @ 2:03 AM

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1 day ago via pandorahades (originally sizvideos)
30 July 2014 @ 2:03 AM

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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1 day ago via cervidaedoll (originally fictionalfeather)
30 July 2014 @ 2:00 AM
    Michael: you kinda got weird with that argument.
    Ryan: why is that weird?
    Michael: because a funguS ACTUALLY CANT GET THE ACHIEVEMENT.
    Ryan: IT CAN
    Michael: THATS A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE. IT CANNOT. IT DOES NOT HAVE THE FUCKING CAPACITY TO PUSH THE BUTTONS ON THE CONTROLLER.
    Ryan: you can drop the controller into a box of mushrooms, it would probably hit enough on the way down to get the achievement.
    Geoff: ah, here's the problem, ryan's doing mushrooms.
    Michael: you'd have to plug the fucking xbox in. turn it on. get a fucking internet connection. pay for the internet connection. that's a loT OF SHIT FOR A FUNGUS.
    Ryan: you do that for other people in your house anyway! I do that for my kid!
    Michael: bUT HE DOESNT DO IT. YOURE DOING IT FOR HIM.
    Gavin: aLSO YOUR KID ISNT FUNGUS.
1 day ago via ladysybil (originally orderrofthephoenixx)
30 July 2014 @ 1:59 AM

carry-on-my-wayward-ass-kicker:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

basedgosh:

HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS

I started to read that in Crowley’s voice but as I got further on it slowly turned into Thor.

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1 day ago via moosestielsaya (originally basedgosh)
30 July 2014 @ 1:58 AM
frommoon2moon:

Moon 2 Moon: NUT: In Egyptian mythology, Nut was the Goddess of the Sky. Her body made a protective layer over the Earth. Nut was the sister and wife of Geb, and the mother of Isis, Osiris, Nephthys, Horus and Seth. The ancient Egyptians believed that Nut swallowed the Sun God, Ra, every night and gave birth to him every morning. / Embodied

frommoon2moon:

Moon 2 Moon: NUT: In Egyptian mythology, Nut was the Goddess of the Sky. Her body made a protective layer over the Earth. Nut was the sister and wife of Geb, and the mother of Isis, Osiris, Nephthys, Horus and Seth. The ancient Egyptians believed that Nut swallowed the Sun God, Ra, every night and gave birth to him every morning. / Embodied

1 day ago via blondatlasofficial (originally frommoon2moon)
30 July 2014 @ 1:58 AM
apiarys:

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

#representation matters
1 day ago via moosestielsaya (originally bythepowercosmic)
30 July 2014 @ 1:57 AM

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

1 day ago via cervidaedoll (originally liaby)
30 July 2014 @ 1:57 AM

sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

1 day ago via reishizuya (originally sarah-scales)
30 July 2014 @ 1:57 AM

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

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1 day ago via blondatlasofficial (originally turnaboutcomingout)
30 July 2014 @ 1:56 AM

hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

(Source: hairandbrokenglasses)

1 day ago via blondatlasofficial (originally hairandbrokenglasses)
30 July 2014 @ 1:56 AM

queenofcorgis:

grinderman2:

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

they also risk falling through the gaps in the vast network of bones which comprises the solar surface

As a scientist I can confirm.

1 day ago via bootytoohella (originally fake-ketchup)
30 July 2014 @ 1:54 AM
thranduils-queen:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

what
1 day ago via steveandtonymakeaporno (originally tacobell-canon)
30 July 2014 @ 1:53 AM

radicalteen:

thegeeksloveme:

He gives me life.

I LOVE HIM,

1 day ago via blondatlasofficial (originally thegeeksloveme)