Maddy's Little Page of Wonders.
19 October 2014 @ 9:56 PM
tags:
#followers
#sad

I used to have such a good relationship with some of my followers that I rp’d with… Come back :( I miss you guys…

1 day ago
19 October 2014 @ 9:52 PM

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

1 day ago via loverofinsanity (originally merosse-deactivated20140123)
19 October 2014 @ 9:52 PM

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

1 day ago via im-an-angel-you-ass-butt (originally sicklesium-moved-deactivated201)
19 October 2014 @ 9:51 PM

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake)

1 day ago via vaginalogues (originally classicsnake)
19 October 2014 @ 9:50 PM

sjf721:

sizvideos:

Video

Are you fucking kidding me. I put more effort into putting my basic eyeliner on, the same way I have for the last fifteen years and this girl just schmoozes some darth maul like it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy?????

1 day ago via loverofinsanity (originally sizvideos)
19 October 2014 @ 9:49 PM
1 day ago via stilesandhisalpha (originally htgawm-gifs)
19 October 2014 @ 9:47 PM

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

1 day ago via bckysteve (originally sitcorn)
19 October 2014 @ 9:42 PM
Anonymous asked: "Hi. I'd be your friend on Minecraft! But you're not like an asshole or anything right? Just want to know more about a potential gamer pal..."

Haha. I don’t consider myself an ass so hopefully other people don’t as well XD not sure when this was sent so sorry. But I’m very serious about stealing and destroying people’s stuff in minecraft but I’m also looking for some fun building and expanding of my world. Send me another ask if you’d like to play :)

1 day ago
7 October 2014 @ 11:26 PM
edwardspoonhands:

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

You know when you’re a biologist when this sounds beautiful to you.

edwardspoonhands:

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

You know when you’re a biologist when this sounds beautiful to you.

(Source: malformalady)

1 week ago via minksturbate (originally malformalady)
7 October 2014 @ 11:24 PM

slutty-ukes:

fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 

1 week ago via loverofinsanity (originally slutty-ukes)
7 October 2014 @ 11:24 PM
howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

1 week ago via thememestermind (originally howtobeafuckinglady)
7 October 2014 @ 11:23 PM

liamdryden:

adventuretime:

Adventure Time: The Movie

You’ve all seen this live-action trailer from Gritty Reboots, right? It’s crazy good.

JOE AND TINA WHAT!!!!!

1 week ago via liamdryden (originally adventuretime)
7 October 2014 @ 11:20 PM
fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

1 week ago via lorddanty (originally petapeta)
7 October 2014 @ 11:19 PM

(Source: studioghifli)

1 week ago via thememestermind (originally studioghifli)
7 October 2014 @ 11:18 PM

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

1 week ago via vaginalogues (originally mightyhealthyquest)